remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I could fuck to npr.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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