he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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