I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
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