The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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