You made me cry and you don't even care
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yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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