their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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