Sponge bath it is.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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