apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
how does that bad decision feel?
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