So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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