shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
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