what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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