the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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