Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
There are leaves in my underwear?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
Randomize
