I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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