but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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