Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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