You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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