call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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