This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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