The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
meet me or not, i'm out of control
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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