school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
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