There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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