.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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