is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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