when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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