Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
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