he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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