Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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