garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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