This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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