it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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