It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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