Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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