But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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