you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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