new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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