also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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