He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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