the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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