Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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