that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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