so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize
