My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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