yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I think I won the penis lottery.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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