honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Houston, we have a squirter
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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