Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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