Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Randomize
