i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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