One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
now i know why i became what i already was.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
