Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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