The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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