one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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