we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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