talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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