yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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