last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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